So I'm working the bar, it's pretty late, and mostly everyone has left the restaurant area of the casino.
A man opens the front entrance, and stumbles in to the lobby, barely able to walk he's so wasted. He seems to make out the location of the bar and ambles over. My coworker and I were just watching him, waiting to refuse service once he made it over.
He leans heavily against the bar, and glances uncertainly at the tap beers, the liquors/spirits, and the various bottled beers on display. Finally he slurs out:
"I'll have a double…" long pause "a double.. a double budweiser."
A security guard nearby called a cab for the poor dude