If police system was like American Health Care system

Crime Protection Insurance Agent: Hello this is Kaiser Crime Protection Insurance Department in (County Name). How may I help you?

Insurance Purchaser: Hello, I would like to purchase a Crime Protection Insurance.

Crime Protection Insurance Agent: Alright, we have a total of 4 plans in (County Name). Bronze, Silver, Gold and Platinum.

A Bronze level has a deductible of 5k and out-of-pocket maximum at 10k and covers up to 1 million in lifetime; The average premium in your zip code cost 350 dollars per month

A silver level has a deductible of 3k and out of pocket maximum at 8k and covers up to 1 million in lifetime; The average premium in your zip code cost about 400 dollars per month

A gold level has a deductible of 1k and out of pocket maximum at 5k and covers up to 1.5 million in lifetime; The average premium cost in your zip code cost about 500 dollars per month

Lastly, a platinum level has a deductible of 500 dollars and out of pocket maximum at 1k and covers up to 3 million in a lifetime; The average premium cost in your zip code cost about 800 dollars per month and you can pay 100 dollars per month more to have security guard near your area 24/7.

Insurance Purchaser: I would like to have a bronze level.

Insurance Agent: Alright what are your name and social security number and address?

Insurance Purchaser: My name is xxx and my social security number is xxx-xxxx and my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx.

Insurance Agent: I am sorry sir you are not eligible for Crime Protection Insurance. You have a Pre-Victim Condition. It seems like you have been victim to a crime a few years ago. If you were ever been a victim you are not eligible for insurance.

Insurance Purchaser: What?? I have never been involved as a victim of a crime? What are you talking about

Insurance agent: Some kid hit you in the face and the police caught that kid and you were investigated as well. It is all on the Kaiser Permnante Crime protection Insurnace record.

Insurance Purchaser: Alright! Alright! I am not buying your policy Fuck you! Bye

So the Insurance Purhcaser, John went uninsured.

One day John's Kid got kidnapped and when he woke up the kid was in the trunk of a car. His hands reached out to the phone and called his daddy.

John's Kid (Joshua) : Daddy, I got kidnapped and I called you because calling police cost a lot of money like you always said.

John: Joshua?? WHERE ARE YOU HON?

Joshua: I got kidnapped and I am in the trunk of a car; It is so dark here

John: Alright I am going to call the police stay put

Joshua immedicately called Atena Crime Protection Service

Agent: Hello this is Atena Crime Protection Service in (County Name). How may I help ya?

John: Hi my son got kidnapped. Please need help right now

Agent: Alright sir are you covered by the Atena Crime Protection Insurance?

John: No I am not; I will pay out-of-pocket.

Agent: Alright, it is going to be expensive but we will help you out. How did you fin out that your son got kidnapped?

John: Joshua, my son, contaced me that he got kidnapped and he is in the trunk back of the car. His number is xxx-xxx-xxxx.

Agent: Alright we will try to use GPS to track him.

John: Thank you so much

Luckily Joshua got rescued a day later.

The bill came out a day later Josh came home

——–Atena Crime Protection Billing Department———

Police involved: Three with total of 6 Policeman

Cost: $32561

Escort to the station:

Cost: $ 3678

Investigation of a crime

Cost: $21342

Arresting a Criminal

Cost: $18761 plus 4000 dollars fee of confiscicating a gun

Escort to home:

Cost: $2541

Giving Candy to Josh

Cost: $763

Forensic Investigation:

Cost: $46721

Total: $130367

Insurance coverage: None

If you want to seek help more about the bills contact the bill departement or contact the local social worker or charity to offset the bills. Thank you for choosing Atena

So, John sold the house.

John's family were not eligible for Crime protection aid which is a gov't run Crime Protection service for poor ppl. Nor they were eligible for Crime Protection Senior Aid, which is for Eldery ppl.

Bernie Sanders in June 2017: " Crime Protection is a right. Everyone should be covered. We have to join the rest of the industrialzied nation."

Republicans attacked Bernie: "Crime Protection is not a right. It is a privelege. You are not entitled to protection. That is soclialism. Why should my tax dollars go to Protecting someone who can't protect themselves?"

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