I have decided to create a big ‘Thank You’ list to the Very Correct News for making sure we’re properly informed on what’s happening at the white house

They really don't get enough credit around these parts, let me tell you. I wanted to list some of their greatest reportings so far that have kept me informed about President Trump. So, I'll begin:

Remember that time Trump's entire state department resigned

or the time Trump fired Comey because he requested more funding

or the time Rosenstein threatened to resign over Comey being fired

or the time Trump was interfering with the FBI investigation into Russia

or the time Trump lied about being spied on by Obama

or the time Flynn 'flipped' to the FBI to turn on Trump

or the time Trump downgraded the role of all US intelligence officials

or the time Trump issued an EO to use the national guard to round up illegals

or the time Bannon and DHS sec. Kelly got into a confrontation

or the time Trump lifted sanctions on Russia

or the time Trump forced the resignation of secret service officers

or the time Trump threatened to send troops into Mexico

or the time a republican consultant viciously attacked Sean Spicer

or the time Trump was so racist and evil that he removed the MLK Jr bust from the oval office

or the time Trump was told not to use Frank Sinatra's songs by Nancy Sinatra

or the time Trump removed the Spanish pages from the whitehouse.gov site because he hates Mexicans that much

or the time Trump removed the LGBT pages from the whitehouse.gov site because he hates LGBT that much

or the time Trump praised the media for making sure the hateful march for life bigots weren't blessed with coverage

or the time Trump braced for a major blizzard which perfectly mirrored the current tone of the white house

or the time Trump told the press they weren't behaving properly

or the time Trump signed a bill allowing — no, encouraging, mentally ill to go buy as many guns as they want

or the time Trump's nominee the devil himself Gorsuch started a Fascism club

or the time Trump, the leader of the waffen KKK, change the name of black history month

or the time Trump's nominee the devil himself Gorsuch banned military recruiters because he hates gays

or the time Trump's racist bigoted islamophobic muslim ban CAUSED A MAN'S MOTHER TO DIE.

or the time Trump hung up on the Australian PM like a child

or the time Trump photoshopped his teeny tiny hands

or the time Trump was so incompetent that the intelligence committee refused to share information with him

or the time Trump was a racist evil bigoted islamophobe that detained a poor innocent islamic woman

I'm sure I could find more examples of the media's greatness it allows me to consume but there's only so many hours in the day for us non-journalist peasants.

From the bottom of my heart, truly, thank you for telling me what to think so I don't have to.

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