The Son of W.A.Y. – Songwriting Plans (Parodies / Filk / Contrafacta) (Planned Songs 1-250)

My list of conceived parodies, thus far. The ones with finished lyrics are in bold.

MY PLANNED SONGS (parodies / filk / contrafacta)

Number Parody Title (Original's Title) Original’s Artist Original's YT link
1. Stockin' Yogurt Rockin' Robin Jackson 5
2. Go Take Care of the Butter Do You Know The Way to San Jose? Dionne Warwick
3. I Don't Laugh When YOU Do It (Feliz Navidad) Jose Feliciano
4. You Were Being Such An Idiot (So I Stomped On Your Hand) It's a Long Way To Tipperary Jack Judge, Henry James Williams, John McCormack
5. He's A Future Dead Man (a tune whose title I can't remember) Dory Deines(?)
6. Let's Part Ways (above tune; a trumpet solo I heard once in high school) Dory Deines(?)
7. What Does Death Feel Like? I Want It That Way Backstreet Boys
8. Goin' In The Wrong Place Breakdown Relient K, Veggie Tales
9. But Will You Stop Tickling My Feet? (Tickling Sandals) Hit Me Baby One More Time Britney Spears
10. He's a NEAR-Future Dead Man (a tune in a 1986 R.L. Dukes Oldsmobile commercial) Rufus L. Dukes
11. Your Financial Aid's Been Denied Bonnie Blue Flag Harry McCarthy
12. On Point (While Leasing A Truck) Convoy C.W. McCall, Paul Brandt
13. Twitter Thriller Michael Jackson
14. Are You Just Now Figuring Out That I'm An A-Hole? (The Ballad of Tyler Brown) Bonnie Blue Flag Harry McCarthy
15. Don't Even Tickle My Shoes Hey Dum Diddly Dum Sharon, Lois & Bram
16. Go Back Inside Mahna Mahna Piero Umiliani, The Muppets
17. Dead Hard Drive I Hate You Kirk Thatcher, Edge of Etiquette
18. We Need You Eye Of The Tiger Survivor, Marjane Satrapi
19. Do You Have A Laser Pointer On You? Genie in a Bottle Christina Aguilera
20. The Chevy Chevette Can Only Get You 40,000 Miles Thanks for the Buggy Ride Frank Crumit
21. What Did Guy Fawkes Say? The Fox / What Does The Fox Say? Ulvis
22. Omegle (As The Deer) Martin J. Nystrom
23. Wolfram Alpha God Bless Texas Little Texas
24. The Breaststrokes (A Tale of Michael Phelps) Diff'rent Strokes theme Alan Thicke, Gloria Loring, Al Burton
25. The Tale of Wendy Chong Give Thanks (With a Grateful Heart) Henry Smith, Don Moen
26. There Is Just No Money (The Ballad of East St. Louis) Crazy 'Bout An Automobile Ry Cooder
27. Jelly Bean Billie Jean Michael Jackson
28. Now Use the Silver Knork Look Out For Mr. Stork Thurl Ravenscroft
29. Collins Bus Will You Buy A Fine Dog Thomas Morley
30. Dana Plato's Ballad Diff'rent Strokes theme Alan Thicke, Gloria Loring, Al Burton
31. (Only In) Saudi Happy Pharrell Williams
32. Automate… The Nation That's The Way I Like It KC & The Sunshine Band
33. Joguk Tongil (Korean Reunification) Get Down Tonight KC & The Sunshine Band
34. The Awesomenesses Most Beautiful Girl In The Room Flight of the Conchords
35. Lemon Lime I Stand All Amazed Charles H. Gabriel
36. He Is Such A Dead Man of the Future How Much Is That Doggie In The Window Patti Page
37. Ballad of Bobby Bram I Want To Hold Your Hand The Beatles
38. Ballad of Rachael Moore River in Judea Linda Marcus, Jack Feldman, John Leavitt
39. Ballad of Jimmy Hoffa Keep Away From The Fellow Who Owns An Automobile Irving Berlin, Ada Jones
40. There's a Truck on a Parkway Lowrider War
41. Collins, Missouri Man In The Mirror Michael Jackson
42. THIS IS REDDIT Sugar, Sugar The Archies
43. Stevia, Stevia Sugar, Sugar The Archies
44. Talbukja (North Korean Defectors) Bicycle Race Queen
45. Let's End The DPRK Bangapseumnida Bocheonbo Electronic Ensemble
46. I Went Down to Bompton For a Bup of Boffee Banana Boat Song Harry Belafonte, Edric Connor
47. The Ggotjebi of Cheongjin Pink Panther Theme Henry Mancini
48. (The Tale of) Robin Bleasdale Rainbow Brite Theme Bettina Bush
49. They Will Elope Strip Polka The Andrews Sisters
50. This Vocal Chic (is the Ticklefoot) The Littl' Bits theme SABAN (Unknown artist)
51. This is Someone's House Baby Come-A-Back The Chordettes
52. The North Korean's Ballad Be For You, Be For Me Ito Chinatsu, Horie Yui (Love Hina Again)
53. Don't Join ISIS; That Will Get You Killed C is for Cookie Joe Raposo, Marilyn Horne (Cookie Monster, Sesame Street)
54. She Moved Her Boyfriend Into My Apartment Jim Along Josie Edward Harper (Kidsongs)
55. Come Down To KBC Who Killed Jesus Mickey Holiday
56. High Fructose Corn Syrup is Bad For You Viva La Vida ColdPlay
57. The Ballad of Iran Soon I Will Be Done With The Troubles of the World William L. Dawson
58. Difference Between a Hope and a Hoax A Horse With No Name America
59. Oh, Angi van Allen Oh, How I Love Jesus Frederick Whitfield, Ann Nesby, Cedarmont Kids
60. Your Attempts To Avoid Social Missteps Navy Seal Copypasta Copypasta Sings (YT channel) (NSFW)
61. This Won't Work Out I Don't Like You Kat McSnatch
62. Detroit Beat It Michael Jackson
63. Memories Form Who We Are Daddy's Oldsmobile Hal Ketchum
64. Worlds of Fun Old Joe Clark Old folk mountain ballad; composer unknown
65. Oklahoma City Forest of Illusion theme Koji Kondo
66. In Johnson County (Air Platform theme) Koji Kondo (?)
67. As A Prison Guard (Algorithm Taiso) Pitagora Suiichi (?)
68. I Have A Lot To Do Today (Algorithm March) Pitagora Suiichi (?)
69. Never Vote For Trump (You Are A —t) Kat McSnatch
70. Bratayley Ballad ((I Wish I Was In) Dixie) (Unknown folk artist)
71. Escape From North Korea (Freightliner Fever) Dave Dudley, et al.
72. I.T. Girl (It Girl) Jason Derulo
73. Cool & Comfy In The Self-Driving Car (On The Old Back Seat of the Henry Ford) Arthur Collins
74. Why We're Not All Future Dead People (Belleville Rendezvous) Benoit Charest & Mathieu Chedid
75. Away The Lord's Resistance Army (Whiskey in the Jar) The Dubliners
76. Are You An Employee Here? (Stephen Quire Song) Archibald Inho
77. The Ballad of Michael Tibbits (Caesar II Soundtrack – provincial theme) Sierra Games
78. The Ballad of Sister Nastja Kavea (Dumb Ways To Die) McCann-Erickson / Metro Trains
79. Antarctica the Illustrious (America the Beautiful) Katharine Lee Bates
80. I Must Leave The USA (God Bless The USA) Lee Greenwood
81. (S/he's) Still Learning The R-Sound (Party In The USA) Miley Cyrus
82. Those (Shoes) Are Not Safe For This Workplace (Cheerio) Sharon, Lois & Bram
83. (The Ballad of) Braniff ((You Drive Me) Crazy) Britney Spears
84. The Tale of Christine Shultz Grenat (Only Mustang Makes It Happen) Ford Motor Company
85. Your (Job) Probation Period Is 90 Days (Partridge Family Theme – Come On Get Happy) David Cassidy
86. The Adam Lanza Ballad (GhostBusters Theme) Ray Parker, Jr.
87. Norcraft Cabinetry (Welcome Here Again) Camp Chase Fifes & Drums
88. Having Turkeys on Turkey Hill, With Turkey Hill Tea (a Thanksgiving song) (Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough) Michael Jackson
89. The Tale of Danny Cooksey (Most Beautiful Girl In The Room) Flight of the Conchords
90. Starbase 105 / Utopia Planitia Drydock (Cheers theme) Gary Portnoy
91. That's Not What We Do (Final Countdown) Europe
92. Incandescent Truck (Forget About Love) Gilbert Gottfried, Brad Kane, Liz Callaway / Disney
93. There's No "You" To Be Bored (The Atheist's Presumed Afterlife) (Sweet Home Alabama) Lynyrd Skynyrd
94. The Catty Young Jedi From Planet Taris (Little Old Lady From Pasadena) Jan & Dean
95. This Is A Bank (So There Is Lots Of Security) (Virus Alert) Weird Al Yankovic
96. We'll Cut All Our Losses (1966 Pepsi Jingle) Pepsi Co.
97. Headcrab Hat Jingle (Pessimistic Character With The Crabapple Face) Bing Crosby
98. No Call, No Show (Disney Sing Along Songs Theme) Disney, Inc.
99. Cellphones Were Used To Make Drug Deals In School (Wild & Crazy Kids Theme) Nickelodeon
100. Ode to Steven Bednarski (Adventures Of The Little Koala Theme) Cinar
101. They Will Delete Your Product Key (When Banning You From a Multiplayer Game) (The RumTumTugger Is A Curious Cat) Andrew Lloyd Webber / CATS
102. Bishibosh & Rakanishu (Lum No Love Song) Urusei Yatsura
103. KFC's Double Down (Eastbound & Down) Jerry Reed
104. 11'8" (Awful Awgwas) Pioneer Drama Service (Relevant only from 10m39s to 12m52s)
105. Stoplights Need A Countdown (Final Countdown) Europe
106. Don't Stop 'Til You're A Wikipedia Article (Don't Stop Believin') Journey
107. That Is Why We Need A Dashcam (Nothing But The Blood) Hillsong United
108. Ballad of Darryl Dierksen (Christmas Day Is On Its Way)
109. Drive Safe For All The Cars Upon The Road (My Austin Seven) Clarkson Rose
110. Jeolla Province (Eureeka's Castle Theme) Julie Katschke & R.L. Stine
111. To Have A Used Mercedes-Benz (Celebration) Rainie Yang
112. If You Do Try Advocare (Battle Cry of Freedom) George Frederick Root
113. The Tribute to Lois Lilienstein (Skinnamarink) Felix F. Feist, Sharon, Lois & Bram
114. Missed Concert (He Never Failed Me Yet) Robert Ray
115. Ballad of Princess Diana (Night Fever) Bee Gees
116. The Laugh of Jelita Rivera (Moonlight Serenade) Glenn Miller & Mitchell Parish
117. K-State Recruitment Pitch (Wabash Cannonball) J.A. Roff, Carter Family, Johnny Cash, TN Mafia Jug Band
118. Ballad of Russell Strawser (Baby Tumbles commercial pitch) Marvel Toys
119. Everything about the #19 (Prisoner of Society) The Living End
120. Hutch CC Recruitment Pitch (Get Lucky) Daft Punk and Pharrell Williams
121. Hyesan (SMW Donut Plains Theme) Koji Kondo
122. The Town of Ganggye (Flower) KinkI Kids
123. Oh, Antwerp (Two By Two) Jason Michael Snow, Trey Parker & Matt Stone (Book of Mormon on Broadway)
124. Ode to the Pizza Chain's District Manager (and His Jasmine SUV) (White Christmas) Irving Berlin
125. Why Rent-to-Own Stores Are Rip-Offs ($22.99 A Week) Super Mario World Overworld Theme Koji Kondo
126. Ponderosa (Steakhouse) Shout Your Lungs Out The Beets
127. Chatrooms of the '90s Hey Sandy ("Adventures of Pete & Pete" Theme) Polaris
128. The Top 1% of Students in Korea (Yeonse University Admissions Pitch) (O Holy Night) Adolphe Adam
129. The Dan Cyre Ditty (Down With The Sickness) Disturbed
130. The Fred Smith Story (American Patrol) F.W. Meachan
131. Taiwan's Story (Ballad of the Kuomintang) Call Me, Beep Me (Kim Possible theme) Christina Milian
132. I Don't Want It No More (A Ballad of a Failed Delivery) It Was A Good Day Ice Cube
133. Chobani Take On Me A-Ha
134. Who Mourns For Morn Low-Backed Car John McCormack
135. The Ballad of Henschel Subtraction In Action Meggie & Turtle (Golden Step Ahead)
136. The 2,000 In Antarctica Asterisk (Bleach theme) Orange Range
137. Texarkana Sunny Day (Sesame Street Theme) Joe Raposo, arranged by John Berry
138. Unreasonable Hours (The Reason For Logbooks) Cavalerie Django Reinhardt
139. Mark & Lori Hacking's Ballad Sewers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles NES) Jun Funahashi & Hidenori Maezawa (Konami)
140. Oh, Vanderbilt I Like Chinese Monty Python
141. Sitting & Smiling (The Curious Tale of Benjamin Bennett) CATS Overture Andrew Lloyd Weber
142. Quiet Overnight Bus Ride Smells Like Teen Spirit Nirvana / Kurt Cobain, arranged by Seongha Jeong
143. (These Dictators Were) Extremely Evil Winter's Wonderful Barney & Friends
144. How May-Holes Drive (Self-Driving Cars Will End This May-Holery) Easy to Fly (Willy the Sparrow Theme) Zsolt Pethõ
145. That Accent's Only For Boston He Never Failed Me Yet Robert Ray
146. The Tour of Shibuya Freebird SMAP
147. Tale of the OSI Networking Standard Maple Leaf Rag Scott Joplin
148. Ted Turner's Tale Upside Down A*Teens
149. Alderaan's Ballad Sim City's "Town" Theme Soyo Oka, Maxis & Tryphen
150. Tale of the Hero Dun Meng Celebration Rainie Yang
151. The Brexit Ballad Bohemian Rhapsody Queen
152. The Massacre On Scarif The Pekes And The Pollicles Andrew Lloyd Weber and the CATS cast
153. Abbottabad Tourism Jingle Osama's Dead Gabriel Sickel
154. Geumsusan Mausoleum Pokemon Gym Theme Junichi Masuda (Game Freak)
155. Ballad of the Packard Plant Persian Rug Julian Lage
156. Late is Late Teddy Bear Picnic John Walter Bratton
157. The Events of 2007 No One Alicia Keys
158. Oh, I've Been Cut (Emily Hogan's Ballad) Have You Seen The Toys Pioneer Drama Service
159. The Events of 2009 In My Merry Oldsmobile Billy Murray
160. The Military Training Instructor (of Air Force Basic Training) Greensleeves / What Child Is This? The Kings Singers (originally possibly Henry VIII's amanuensis)
161. If You Are Moving To Deutschland / Germany Es Tanzt Ein Bi Ba Butzemann Jacob Grimm
162. The Tale of Tyler Van Slyke Pokemon Italian Theme Giorgio Vanni
163. Oh, C.R. England Down On The Corner Credence Clearwater Revival
164. Everything That Happens in 0:01 Here It Goes Again OK Go
165. Anton's Ballad (The Ballad of Anton Yelchin) Daddy's Oldsmobile Hal Ketchum
166. The Events of 1983 Africa Toto
167. The Events of 1988 Baby, I Love Your Way Will To Power
168. Going To An Ivy League Canon in D Johannes Pachelbel
169. Get A Compact Bidet Today Baby I Love Your Way Will To Power
170. Syndeo Opening for Disney's Sing Along Songs Disney
171. Pimples To Clean Simple and Clean Hikaru Utada
172. The Ballad of Autumn Wallace and Rosalie Alfaro Rock Baby Rock VST & Company
173. IBM Rebel Rouser Duane Eddy
174. The Ballad of Doug Harrison I Want To Hold Your Hand The Beatles
175. The Events of 1973 Vive La Compagnie The Brothers Four
176. The ELI5 of Gravitons RIAA Phone Call Steve Pordon and
177. Working / Managing at McDonald's Pomp and Circumstance (Graduation March) Edward Elgar
178. The Heroic Ballad of Flight 93 YMCA (Japanese version) Hideki Saijo
179. Adventuring in Asheron's Call Who Let The Dogs Out Baha Men
180. The Nebula-Class Starship Pokemon Battle Theme Game Freak
181. Tale of the Ford Escort Chariots of Fire theme Vangelis
182. The Tale of Frank Young (Manhattan Fire Department Building Maintenance) Love Is Blue Maurice Mauriat
183. Geo Metro Circle of Life Elton John and Tim Rice
184. The Intern, Nash & Allie The Internationale Eugène Pottier & Pierre De Geyter
185. Emma Hubbell's Tale Moonlight Serenade Glenn Miller
186. (The Tourism Jingle of) Lake Ladoga Oh Yeah (Ferris Bueller's theme) Yello
187. (The events of) 1870 & 1885 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Johnny Marks & Gene Autry
188. Oh, Portland My Moment Rebecca Black
189. Kenya's Tourism Jingle Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Destiny's Child
190. Truce At Bakura David the Gnome theme CINAR
191. Yuuzhan Vong Diggity Dig (Mine, Mine, Mine) Mel Gibson, David Ogden Stiers & the Disney Studio Chorus
192. The Doomed T'Kon Empire Stars & Strips Forever John Phillip Sousa
193. Nissan Versa (The Cheapest New Car In America) Happy Pharrell Williams
194. The Ballad of Unsafe Cars Car Trouble The Eligibles
195. Washington DC's Tourism Jingle RIAA Phone Call (original version)
196. Schedule 1 Drugs Algorithm Taiso Pitagora Suiichi
197. Shinjuku-ku Tourism Jingle Fukai Mori (Deep Forest) (InuYasha Ending) Do As Infinity
198. Richard Stutsman's Ballad Bananaphone Raffi
199. Frackin' in OK Surfin' USA The Beach Boys
200. Tale of Nicole Dibben Kids Are Music Ruth Artman / Unison Choir
201. Moving Boxes Soul Bossa Nova (Austin Powers theme) Quincy Jones
202. Gasoline Jim Gasoline Gus Billy Murray
203. Gone For The Weekend I Can See Clearly Now Jimmy Cliff and Johnny Nash
204. 8 Cans Of Beer To Get These Problems Done (Tale of William "Ryan" Rairden) Shake, Rattle & Roll Bill Haley and his Comets
205. Final Walk To Their Office (As Their Worker) Malaguena Michael Lucarelli
206. Dandong, China (Dandong's Tourism Jingle) Catch You Catch Me (Cardcaptor Sakura's original theme) Gumi
207. The Ballad of Treasure Jones, the Identity Thief Noozles theme SABAN
208. Admissions into Stanford Just Around the Riverbend (Pocahontas soundtrack) Judy Kuhn
209. Yaviza (Yaviza, Panama's tourism jingle) 10012 (Sim City 2000 soundtrack) MAXIS
210. The Arguments & Fights Between Colby & Natasha Come On & Stomp, Stomp, Stomp Johnny Dodds
211. What Happens in 6 Months Christmas, Don't Be Late Kurt and the Glee Squirrels
212. The Tale of Adrian Monk Magnum, P.I. theme Mike Post, feat. Larry Carlton
213. Increase In The Gonial Angle (The Effects of Total Teeth Loss) The Awful Battle of the Pekes and the Pollicles Andrew Lloyd Weber (CATS)
214. The Story of Caporetto (Kobarid) Cutscene (Panzer General soundtrack) Strategic Simulations, Inc.
215. Starbase 103 Waltz of the Flowers Peter I. Tchaikovsky
216. Proud to Be An EU Citizen Proud to be an American Lee Greenwood
217. How Much Longer Are You Gonna Be Here? How Much Is That Doggie In The Window Patti Page (re-arranged by Sharon, Lois & Bram)
218. Rude & Very Demanding Sweet Home Alabama Lynyrd Skynyrd
219. Sleep, Smoke, Going to Topeka (Ballad of Bradley Brown) Don't Stop Fleetwood Mac
220. Mile of Cars Winnie The Pooh theme Robert & Richard Sherman
221. The Sleek Tesla Zipped On Right Along The Little Ford Rambled Right Along Billy Murray
222. The Ballad of Afghanistan War of 1812 Overture Peter I. Tchaikovsky
223. Not Hot Up In Herre (Herre, Norway's tourism jingle) Hot In Herre Nelly
224. The New Trainer's 1st Pokemon Hunt Fiddle-I-Dee KidSongs
225. The Ballad of Bashar Al-Assad Dixie to Arms (Dixie War Song of the Confederacy) 2nd South Carolina String Band
226. The Tale Of Brenna Conner (Kaufman) Sweet and Lowdown George Gershwin
227. The Tale of Edward Snowden Nick News Theme Nickelodeon
228. This Child Is Missing She Drives Me Crazy Fine Young Cannibals
229. Littleton, Colorado (Littleton's Tourism Jingle) Pretty Woman Roy Orbison
230. Axe of the Night (a Diablo weapon) Babysitter's Club theme Glen Roven
231. Ring of the Dark (a Diablo jewelry piece) Do You Hear What I Hear Carrie Underwood
232. OGame Will Eat You Alive Yankee Doodle Boy George M. Cohan / KidSongs
233. Go Seek Hal Go See Cal Cal Worthington
234. Quagga (The Extinct Half-Zebra) YMCA Village People
235. Stemilt Growers of the World Famous Fruit (Stemilt Marketing Jingle) Duck and Cover Rich "Two Ton" Baker
236. Haiti 2010 Keep Away From The Fellow Who Owns An Automobile Irving Berlin, Cody Jordan and John Brady
237. Steve Jobs' Tale & Ballad Person of Interest Rebecca Black
238. They're Probably Taking The Mickey Bliss Love Is Blue Paul Mauriat
239. Story Of My Life (Cool Story, Bro) Story Of A Girl (Absolutely) 9 Days
240. You're Spied On Every Hour I Need Thee Every Hour (LDS hymn) Fernando Ortega, Robert Lowry, Annie S. Hawks
241. Colony, Kansas (Sean Snyder's hometown) Enter Sandman Metallica
242. Omanyte & Omastar Shooting Star Bad Company
243. Events of 1985 Super Mario 3 Overworld 1 Theme Koji Kondo / Nintendo
244. Ballad of Emperor Palpatine Breakdown Relient K / Veggie Tales / Larry the Cucumber
245. The Events of 1966 If I Had Wheels Skeeter Davis
246. Trailer Trash Truck Driver's Sweetheart Kitty Wells, Marian Curry
247. Rio De Janeiro's Flood in 2047 Girl from Ipanema Astrud Gilberto, João Gilberto and Stan Getz
248. K-State Wildcat Festival Backin' Up Schmoyoho
249. Is Jeff Jones Doing Better By Now? Hammer Brothers Battle Koji Kondo
250. Laredo, Texas (Laredo's Tourism Jingle) Tootsee Roll 69 Boyz



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: